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| Sunday, November 12th, 2006 | | 8:53 am |
Armando is nice guy with lot of bad boy trait. I have very interesting week and is not over yet. Most women are children and Armando play role of papa. Problem with young lady is that no matter how mature they seem to be they always end up acting their age. Also, girl who just turned 30 is still in her 20s for at least another two years. Some women never grow up if you want to know the truth. Today I see young lady who cannot drink yet... is wrong which is why it so exciting! Last time I see woman like this she turn out to be very self-destructive. Why is it so compelling to watch young beauty destroy itself? I do not know. One thing I do know is that I can do nothing about it. I have been with woman who is 42 now and still this way. Once a certain point is passed it become clear a woman will never change. Point to the moon and the fool will only see your finger. Armando know most women better than they know themselves. This is why one must never question the wisdom of Armando. He burn wings long time ago. Love, Armando Global Examiner (80s Edition) | | Thursday, November 2nd, 2006 | | 5:40 pm |
| | Wednesday, June 7th, 2006 | | 12:02 am |
| | Saturday, May 27th, 2006 | | 1:34 am |
Armando has been very busy of late but I will not get into specifics because LJ is place for vague innuendo and inferred frustrations! Why be specific when you can piss off all your friends into thinking that you secretly are talking in code about them? Muahahahahahahahah. Anyhow. I think LJ is very silly and I will probably stop making personal entries as my life is starting to take a new shape and I am perhaps not so detached these days. I think Armando is more in tune with his needs now than ever and this can never be a bad thing. Oh such great wisdom over the years I have compiled! I am very lucky to entertain my neice and nephew at the end of the summer, and hope to share many tales of my life with them. I will refrain from providing much advice. Youth do not want to hear such things as they want to make their own mistakes. It is how I learned, so who am I to tell them any different? The main difference is that they can come to me when they fall flat on face and share their woes with uncle Armando. THEN is the time I will offer sound advice. I have been through the fire and can provide guidance when needed. I look forward to such days. It is very good to be an uncle. I have almost no responsibilities! One more thing, Spain will win World Cup. I spit on the face of all Englishmen! Love, Armando | | Friday, May 26th, 2006 | | 12:20 am |
| | Sunday, May 14th, 2006 | | 5:35 pm |
| | Tuesday, May 9th, 2006 | | 6:37 am |
Has been an interesting few weeks. I go to warehouse party on Saturday and meet incredibly beautiful woman, but she is like talking to a cardboard box... only less exciting, so I leave her alone. Later on I see her making out with some random stranger. A classy lady. Then girl try to make me jealous by hanging out with little boy. Armando is not jealous of little boys. I f*ck like a racehorse so what is there to worry about? Later on, I meet incredibly sexy schoolteacher. She is very nice, very receptive, and very much with another man. I could tell she needed Armando love. Maybe we schedule night class sometime? Armando has been a very bad boy and deserve detention sometime. And now onto more serious issues: I have not been treated right by people who I thought were friends. All Armando ask for is a little dignity, a little respect. I am very disappointed. That is all I have to say on the matter. Love, Armando | | Tuesday, April 25th, 2006 | | 10:56 pm |
Today I see really hot war protestor chica outside US Army recruiting station. She look so sad. I want to get more information about protest, such as her cell number, email and myspace information. Armando is very concerned about war issues of the day and if woman is currently single and have a thing for Spanish men. I am gentleman so I will not talk badly about past lovers in public forum. Is not my place to make comment on their failings as I am far from perfect man myself. I am not so super mature man but I know that there is little to be gained from such things. I am speaking of this now because I talk with my ex-wife today. She is good woman with good heart, but too much water has passed under the bridge between us. Who am I? Debbie downer? Today was beautiful day! Ole! Love, Armando | | Saturday, April 22nd, 2006 | | 12:41 am |
| | Thursday, April 20th, 2006 | | 8:58 pm |
Sex, lies, and Yoda
Armando has been very busy with work and such as of late. My English nephew is having good time in City of Roses. He get it on with what he call "miwf" the other night. She is older woman and, what he say, oh yes; He say that she is "Yoda of sex" and they were "'avin' it off 'til porridge time." See her next week, he will. As women age, they get better in bed but also get far more needy. Young woman requires little of man, and this is very nice sometimes. Is difficult to say I have a favorate. I service both and this is very good for me. I don't call either back the next day so what is difference? Wise man once say "woman lead man on until she find man who cannot be led on." Is very profound statement, but tells all you need to know about the woman. Another quote, "Judge the woman by how she acts and not what she say." You are getting idea, yes? Man need to play by his own rules and this make him more attractive. Giving her glasses of red wine by the truckload doesn't exactly hurt, either... Love, Armando | | Sunday, April 16th, 2006 | | 12:01 pm |
My cousin Nigel is in town
Armando take break this week. My English cousin, Nigel, is in town and wanted to post entry. I don't even understand what he is saying most of time what with crazy cockney accent??? 'Ello gov'nah. Awright, here's what 'append last night like:
Went down the pub an' met this bird but dint 'ave enuff time to really get me groove on 'coz I kept gettin' interrupted like by some puffter innit. Any more time wiv 'er and 'er knickers would've been at the foot of me bed before you could say goodnight charlie! I can't believe the bloke who kept on jumpin' in. He's one of those nice little boys who takes a girl 'ome and watches hugh grant dvds wiv 'er and 'opes she makes the first move. Little creampuff bummer.
Anyway, got to see me mates which was great. Otherwise 'ad a smashing time, simply smashing!
Awright then, back to me porridge,
Nigel | | Wednesday, April 12th, 2006 | | 1:59 am |
Clean up on aisle 3
I do not know what is going on with Armando! I think testosterone levels are way past FULL mark. Last week I go to supermarket and could not keep my eyes off beautiful womans legs. I fantasized of ripping off stockings and gyrating tongue against her supple, pale white succulent skin. I think Armando is spending too much time in produce section squeezing oranges... Love, Armando | | Monday, April 10th, 2006 | | 3:30 pm |
I go to club with friends this week and is terrible! I work the room but friends want to leave early. Anyway, is probably good thing because Armando have full plate and don't want to spoil dinner with dessert. There is new pressing of Global Examiner. D-D-Droppin' news like it's hot.Love, Armando | | Thursday, April 6th, 2006 | | 9:30 am |
Last weeks numbers are in the bin! And in other news: Have you heard the latest? The Global Examiner Reports...Duffs is having a benefit show on Saturday. It's a great cause, man! Love, Armando | | Saturday, April 1st, 2006 | | 4:06 am |
Tonight Armando meet beautiful woman at club alone. She have hands all over me all night then tells me she has boyfriend 30 seconds before she give Armando number. Then I ask myself: Do I have morals? Will I call? I cannot. I am not sure I am such a moral man... but I am not a bad man. There are always other girls, other nights. So what is this? Story of morals? No! I met another beautiful lady tonight, a beautiful gothic snowflake. I looked at her myspace profile tonight. 19! How are these girls getting in club? I saw her with creep later on in night. How come all goth guys are creeps? Anyhow. Was good night. Hair is starting to grow again and is very handsome! I am becoming Armando of old again. The bull shall ride again!!! Love, Armando | | Friday, March 17th, 2006 | | 5:56 pm |
Saw V is for Vendetta last night and it was the shit. Lots of dialogue and intrigue and not so much special effect but still was impressive. Very smart for a blockbuster and that chick from Star Wars looked hot even bald! Have seen many sexy bald woman at CRUSH but they always talking about Melissa Etheridge concert for some reason? Strange how they all like same music? Love, Armando | | Thursday, March 16th, 2006 | | 10:37 am |
Why does size 12 woman have so much self-esteem? I would only consider dating size 1-5... usually this kind of woman gains 1/2 Llb and self esteem goes in toilet. But why do Star Jones types have ego so high they are like female Tom Cruise jumping on couches bragging about skinny boyfriend. One thing, the man always have low self esteem who dates such a woman! It is like the woman eats his self-esteem for dinner with extra ranch dressing. And all these size 12s squeeze into size 4 fetish clothes with the fat dribbling around like Harlem Globetrotter on a fade-away jumper. Woman looks like marshmellow with string wrapped around it. Is ridiculous. If these woman wear yellow then look like big ball of pepperjack cheese and Armando is no cracker. Love, Armando | | Wednesday, March 15th, 2006 | | 2:11 pm |
"A woman is often impressed by what you don't say." a gem from my papa. Love, Armando | | Tuesday, March 14th, 2006 | | 4:32 am |
Girls at club were below standards this week. Maybe they are from Vancouver? Armando make joke but was very bad showing. Armando have a full life but sometimes just need a good *@#K and then kick woman out of bed. These girls not even worth $2.00 PBR drink on tap. Ok, school bus is coming must pickup girlfriend. Lolita jokes are too easy. Love, Armando | | Sunday, March 5th, 2006 | | 6:05 pm |
The Young Woman
Armando meet very sexy woman with fake ID this weekend at club. Anyhow, end up making out with girl and it was very great! Her skin soft, sweet and tender. Woman is very young and fresh off high school graduation stage. I check for diploma in back pocket. Anyway, Armando glad to know he still "got it." It was late so I was unable to prepare bath and play Gay Anthems cd for maximum courting technique. Armando make note to self: "Make sure and bring plenty of Rioja for next time babysit." Love, Armando |
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